All 15 movie Reviews


Cum Pump Castle Cum Pump Castle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is of a fairly decent quality. Quite enjoyable.
All done in sepia tone and ''old camera'' style.


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Hail The Next President! Donald Trump Hail The Next President! Donald Trump

Rated 3 / 5 stars

And then 'Fallout' begun shortly after.



Pokémon:The final episode Pokémon:The final episode

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The ''Pokemon dream'' has been shattered after the first season, really.
It's like Ash doesn't want to win *anything*... or that he's a dumbass and generally incompetent... But, naaaah, that just can't be. Right 'all the pokemons he abandoned at the height of their power' ? Oh...

So, yeah, Ash he really not observant. -_-



I Dream In Retro I Dream In Retro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Refreshing and amazing

This flash is, first, incredibly well made. Great video quality and a good balance between the ''background'' noises and the music.

Second... The'' Retro made Today'' style ;). It makes the memories of those good old games, almost better than back in the days.

Finally, the mix and adaptations of all those different games. It's just amazing how they have been combined, by groups of a few games at the time, to make ''stages'' and ''actions'' work so well while being original.

Also... I have been from surprise to surprise, as the flash was ''rolling'', each time I was able to remember the games' refences and their sources... Pacman, Zelda, Contra, Sonic, Mario, Mario Paint...

A Flash that brings good memories in a funny and original way. :D


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Color that fox! Color that fox!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

To be fair for all

For a first animation, this was a good animation.

The music was good, I could even say interesting as it was linked directly to the content of the animation.

The style used, even if quite simple, was done in a way that made the animation, in a whole, something enjoyable to watch. Simplicity is sometimes, when carefully done, the best way to express something.

...As for the review of ''attackbanana thingy''... I have to say that I was sad to see such words and poor analyse of an animation...

You say that everything looks ''borrowed''... Try to find something that hasn't been already done once, then we will talk. To add something there ; the basic aspect of this animation was, of course, his simplicity, which means that the ''borrowed'' part is in fact the way that this flash was intended to be done.

You talk about a pen that is «painfully phallic»... Almost half of the objects in this world can be interpretated as a ''phallic symbol''... and, if you can for a second to stop seeing ''phallic symbols'' everywhere, you will see that this pen was used in the way it was supposed to be used ; As a tool used by some ''animator'' to color his creation, all that done in a simple, but animated way.

You say this too : «the pen chasing the fox ''...'' is the proof in the sexual pudding» ...If you have something against fox or anthropomorphic characters, please, this isn't the place to show your disapproval (and) by using such words...

Again : «quit trying to impress the furthermore quoted " ""girls """ " """ "" " on gaia with this trite garbage» ...This, is, newgrounds ! This animation here was posted here on this website, if it was posted elsewhere too, that doesn't matter, since people are watching it here and now.

...oh...please... «something more origial than some gay ass fox» ... Where to start ? At the beggining of my review of course... Such bad language here ?

Finally «the internet has more than enough shitty anime-esque animations» ...If you want to see the buttom of my mind... the internet could use to have less ''Impolite, non-objective, homophobic, hateful'' reviews done by people that seem to share those traits...

*Please, a review has to be done politely, has to be focused of the different aspects of the flash/video/animation, on ''the big picture'' too... All that done in an objective point of view, while trying to not be overwhelm by our own prejudices... Clear and simple... Like people should always do...


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Madness Estarox: Part 1 Madness Estarox: Part 1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What the ....?

This is just a random song, not even a really ''mad'' music (mad / madness... or even good)...

An absolutely simple and banal FLASHING multicolors background... really bad... and dangerous too for epileptics...

... and a ''guy'' shoving an rocket launcher and the a** of another ''guy''... really bad taste... not really funny...

So... Nothing impressive, memorable... or really good in this ''flash''...
Try harder next time, please ?


Sidorio responds:

This flash is part of my plan for an epileptic genocide.


Paradox: Cat and Toast Paradox: Cat and Toast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cats and toasts !

ahhhh... The old and good ''Anti-gravitation theory'' !

Cats : Land on their feet + Toasts : Land on the butter = ?... Anti-gravity !... or a hole in the space-time's fabric of the Univers that will destroy us all... ;)

I have theorised that if we take many cats (each one with 2 toasts on their back)... we could build the first ''stable'' anti-gravitation car... or something like that !

What would be the world without Murphy and his laws !


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A Fantasy Christmas A Fantasy Christmas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...Oookk !

This is a really good animation... and it's soooooooo strange that it becomes Funny ! (I like the cat/baby attack)

It's like seeing Christmas in the 13th Dimension !


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super mario office: 1 super mario office: 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hehe, Interresting !

A flash in a flash... It's an interresting idea !... the both flash are funny too.


conormiller1 responds:

lol, i saw the 'dumbass luigi' video on newgrounds and the idea came to me XD


Video Game Generations Video Game Generations

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A brilliant idea !

That was a great summary of the Consoles' war !

The concept of the consoles which fight and evolve in the course of the battle (or years) is particularly original.